G
If whiskey were a woman
             B7
She'd do her best to get you drunk
    C                             G
Lie quietly beside you, watch you sleep

If weed were a woman
      B7
She'd fill up both your lungs
            C                                         G  D
And get you higher than you thought you could ever be


[Bridge]
                  C       G
If whiskey were a woman


[Verse 2]
   
If a prayer was a woman
         B7
She would wait patiently
        C                                      G      D
In your throat until you found the strength to speak
       G
If the sunrise was a woman
             B7
She would surround you with salvation
            C                          G      D
And get you standing right up off your knees


[Bridge]
                  C
If whiskey were a woman
                       G
She'd be nothing like me
 

[Chorus]
       D
'Cause I have given in
 C
I_ have given up
          D                                 C
You wanna love something that I could never be
   D
So take me off the shelf
        C
Take me right out of your arms
    Am           C           G         C   G
And pour yourself a glass of whiskey


[Verse 3]
   
If the cure was a woman
          B7
She would get under your skin
    C                          G    D
And take all of your troubles away
            G
She would remind you who you were
       B7
Before all the pain set in
         C                                   G    D
When you promised her your love would never fade


[Bridge]
                  C
If whiskey were a woman
                       G
She'd be nothing like me


[Chorus]
       D
'Cause I have given in
 C
I_ have given up
          D                                 C
You wanna love something that I could never be
   D
So take me off the shelf
        C
Take me right out of your arms
    Am           C           G         C   G
And pour yourself a glass of whiskey


[Bridge]
                  C
If whiskey were a woman
                       G
She'd be nothing like me
                  C
If whiskey were a woman
                       G
She'd be nothing like me