E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------6---6---------------------------| D|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--6---6---------------------------| A|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--4---4---------------------------| E|---4--4-------4-4/-6--6\--4--4------4-4-x-(4)-(4)--------------------------| x2 [Verse 1] E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------6---6---------------------------| D|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--6---6---------------------------| A|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--4---4---------------------------| E|---4--4-------4-4/-6--6\--4--4------4-4-x-(4)-(4)--------------------------| x2 On the dashboard assembled In descending height order E|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| B|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| G|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| D|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| A|---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---------------------------| E|--(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)--------------------------| Half a decade of Father's Day E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------6---6---------------------------| D|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--6---6---------------------------| A|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--4---4---------------------------| E|---4--4-------4-4/-6--6\--4--4------4-4-x-(4)-(4)--------------------------| x2 Gifts her mother bought for her, never passed on Puffy eyes, nasty reaction E|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| B|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| G|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| D|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| A|---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---------------------------| E|--(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)--------------------------| Doe eyes, you're kidding yourself E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------4---------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------5-------------------6---6---------------------------------------| D|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--6---6---------------------------------------| A|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--4---4---------------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-------4-4/-6--6\-(4)-(4)--------------------------------------| x2 [Verse 2] E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------6---6---------------------------| D|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--6---6---------------------------| A|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--4---4---------------------------| E|---4--4-------4-4/-6--6\--4--4------4-4-x-(4)-(4)--------------------------| x2 I learned remedial Spanish from a toddler Passenger seat of father's taxi E|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| B|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| G|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| D|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| A|---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---------------------------| E|--(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)--------------------------| Cussing in unison E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------6---6---------------------------| D|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--6---6---------------------------| A|------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\-----6--(6)-6-6-x--4---4---------------------------| E|---4--4-------4-4/-6--6\--4--4------4-4-x-(4)-(4)--------------------------| x2 Clutching receipts and deceased handwriting Filled with a sense of great disappointment E|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| B|---x-------x-------x---x-------x-------x-------x---------------------------| G|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| D|---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---------------------------| A|---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---------------------------| E|--(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)-(4)--------------------------| Doe eyes, you're kidding yourself E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------4---------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------5-------------------6---6---------------------------------------| D|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--6---6---------------------------------------| A|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--4---4---------------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-------4-4/-6--6\-(4)-(4)--------------------------------------| x4 E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------5-----5-----5--------------------------------------------------------| G|------6-----6-----6----/10-------------------------------------------------| D|------6-----6-----6----/10-------------------------------------------------| A|--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4/8--------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Chorus] And so fucking on E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| A|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------| x2 And so fucking forth We've got your back, whatever that's worth E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| A|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| x2 If your hero told you to go huff a Sharpie, what would you do? (I do not know) Every girl I ever kissed I was thinking of a pro footballer E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------4---------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------5-------------------6---6---------------------------------------| D|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--6---6---------------------------------------| A|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--4---4---------------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-------4-4/-6--6\-(4)-(4)--------------------------------------| x4 Thought you should know [Bridge] E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------4---------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------5-------------------6---6--/------------------------------------| D|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--6---6--/-8----------------------------------| A|-----------6--(6)--6-6/-8--8\--4---4--/-8----------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-------4-4/-6--6\-(4)-(4)-/-6----------------------------------| x16 I've learned more from toilet walls Than I've learned from these words of yours Your feelings are buried in scriptures and fictions It's all in the words, but I'm here for the pictures I've learned more from toilet walls Than I've learned from these words of yours Your feelings are buried in scriptures and fictions It's all in the words, but I'm here for the pictures I've learned more from toilet walls Than I've learned from these words of yours Your feelings are buried in scriptures and fictions It's all in the words, but I'm here for the pictures I've learned more from toilet walls Than I've learned from these words of yours Your feelings are buried in scriptures and fictions It's all in the words, but I'm here for the pictures [Chorus] And so fucking on E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| A|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| E|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------| x2 And so fucking forth We've got your back, whatever that's worth E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| A|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| x2 If we didn't know the shape was for functionality What would we do? (I do not know) E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| D|---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-----------------------------------| A|---4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| x2 If it wasn't for the corrupt U.S. pharmacy, what would we do? [Outro] E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---6~---------------6~-----------------------------------------------------| A|---6~---------------6~-----------------------------------------------------| E|---4~---------------4~-----------------------------------------------------| x8 Sometimes only you'll know We're cementing old friends, dismissing old foes We're throwing punches and ducking blows So, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la ************************************ | x Dead note | (n) Ghost note | / Slide up | \ Slide down | ~ Vibrato