(People speaking Japanese) (Hello) (Goodbye) (I have no peace of mind) I'm sick of the hum-drumming white breaded meat It grill-marks my brain with its hamburger beat Give me Mt. Fuji and papier-máchê Just an ocean away Let's go to Japan I'm not joking this time So go get your bags packed We'll be just fine We'll both wear kimonos No shoes on our feet Just take my hand Japan it with me It's an archipelago, exotic and pure Of ancient enchantments, so says the brochure I need a place where there's no room to grow Watch out Tokyo, I'm comin' Let's go to Japan I'm not joking this time So go get your bags packed We'll be just fine We'll both wear kimonos No shoes on our feet Just take my hand Japan it with me Don't mis-quote me I'm not disowning my country We'll come back one day (U! S! A!) But with those Geisha teasing That emperor could keep me all sake-bombed With you singing karaoke, IN OSAKA! ROCK! Let's go to Japan I'm not joking this time So go get your bags packed We'll be just fine We'll both wear kimonos No shoes on our feet Just take my hand Japan it with me Oh oh oh oh oh Japan it with me Oh oh oh oh oh Japan it with me.