The world is under attack at this very moment
By the most powerful forces man has ever seen!
Fate from the depths of the earth
'Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!

Wow, it caught me off guard
I went to breathe out, but then she made me cough hard
Contact the God and let him know to slip two in
Fine, how are you doing?
Can I get you a drink? This one's a shoo-in
Awkward situation that I'm on a mission to ruin
Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo (Reload)
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new recruit
That's her gin and Juicy Juice, use a stick of Juicy Fruit
(Fire in the hole!) She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interest
It's less stress, hit her with the "Do you need a mint?" test
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
I won't rest, fellas don't fess
Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
(In effect!) It's been a long day
It's just how the song say:
Operation: Lifesaver' is in effect, as of right now!
I hope she don't take this the wrong way

Are you ready? (Yeah)
Are you with it? (Yeah!)
Okay, let's go, you know what to do
The whole world's watching and counting on you
(You need a mint test)
(No! The beat stopped!)
And all you people listening out there
Everybody, everywhere
Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
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