My guy is really something He's sensitive and shy My guy is such a bumpkin It doesn't take much to make him cry If you hurt someone helpless It's like taking away all his toys He's just a cry baby boy My guy is sentimental He's always feeling blue He can be so temperamental And I don't know what I should do If you step on a little bug He cries all over the floor He's just a cry baby bore I don't want to hurt his feelings But his outbursts have me really Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry, baby La, la, la, la, la, la He's such a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la (And I'll tell you something else) My guy is such a wet noodle He's always teary-eyed He acts like a real cock-a-doodle He can't even tell you why If you just play him a sappy song He acts like his doggie just died He's just a cry baby guy (No kidding, oh, dear) My guy is such a whiner He's worse than baddie, so A cockroach seen in the diner And the tears flow out of the blue And if I ask him to knock it off He goes and cries in the can He's just a cry baby man I don't want to hurt his feelings But his outbursts have me really Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time If I turn out like him I think I'm gonna cry, baby La, la, la, la, la, la He's such a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la I love a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la He's such a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la Would you knock it off, please? Thank you