G [Verse] G Well, my heart skipped a beat when you walked into the room G And in five seconds I was thinking bride and groom D I was thinking bride and groom, thinking man and wife D Never fell in love so fast in all of my life [Verse] G I know you’ll like my friends and you’ve got to meet my parents G My dad is pretty funny and my mom looks like betty white D I’ve got to have another drink to figure out D A way to introduce myself to you tonight [Verse] G I’m lousy on the first night, better by the third G I was raised catholic, in case you hadn’t heard D But I ain’t the type of man who lives on dreams and wishes D Or walks around the house breaking bread and blessing fishes [Verse] G If I sent a dozen roses just out of habit G Would you press those flowers in a copy of Babbitt? D I need another drink, I need a cigarette D I ain’t giving up, I’m gonna get you yet [Verse] G I’ll give you the rights to my ten best songs G If you want to talk, I can talk till dawn D Right there I need a word that rhymes with urn D I guess your name is the first thing I ought to learn [Verse] G I hope you’re a democrat, I hope you like the Red Sox G Hope you like bourbon with a splash of water on the rocks D Bourbon with a splash is the only drink I make D But baby, I can learn, there’s a course I can take [Verse] G You might as well give up, I’m gonna make my move G We can honeymoon in Paris, hang out at the Louvre D We can winter in the city, summer up in Maine D And all of this will happen, just as soon as I learn your name