Do you go to the nightclub nightclub
Is there something there on the rise
Do you go to the right club the white club
Are the people there really nice

Do you like a little jazzman jazzman
Tell me something is that really cool
Do you like a little jazzman jazzman
Is it you or am I the fool

Do you like a little rubbadubba rubbadubba
I see you've got those chinese eyes
Do you like a little rubbadubba rubbadubba
Good for you you won 1st prize

And do you like a little hippyhoppy hippyhoppy
Or is it only that you like the size
Do you like a little hippyhoppy hippyhoppy
Oh now I see it you're brain is fried

Motown soul
Rock and Roll
Well bless my soul
If that's what you want now

Doo bee doos
Rhythm and Blues
Well that's bad news
If that's what you want now
I guess you like a little country country
'Cos you come from the deep deep south
I guess you like a little country country
Goodness me look at the size of your mouth

I heard you like a little whipping and bondage
I don't believe that's a music style
I heard you like a little whipping and bondage
Ask me up and see me smile

Now you looking like a rappoclappo
I guess you come from the mean side of town
You sho is a rappoclappo
I see youss got that New York tan

Or maybe you into roots rock reggae
While you smoking yow ganga weed
Yeh maybe you into roots rock reggae
220 volts is what you need

I hear talk a little raggamuffa raggamuffa
So you come from Jamaica hey?
Yeh I hear you talk a little raggamuffa raggamuffa
And is it true that you don't like gays

I guess you like to go a rockin an a rollin
You really don't look that old
I guess you like to go a rockin an a rollin
Well rockin an a rollin it leaves me cold