You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices Don't you know that vitamins are useless The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is You've got a lot to learn Look over there at that useless geezer He's having fun with his orange squeezer Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer You've got a lot to learn We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol Hi there we're the missing link Now don't tell anyone but there was a time When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime Now I can take the lager but forget the lime 'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine No No you're no friend of mine