You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices Don't you know that vitamins are useless The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is You've got a lot to learn Mamma don't like no bass players in here Mamma don't like no bass players in here Well I don't care what mamma don't like 'cos I'm gonna play the bass guitar all through the night Mamma don't like no base plays in here Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on Well I don't care what mamma don't like Gonna play drumms anyhow Mamma don't like no drummers drummin' on Mamma don't like no guitar players in here Mamma don't like no guitar players in here But we don't care what mamma don't like 'cos we're gonna play the guitar over night Mamma don't like no guitar players in here Mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on Mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on But we don't care what mamma don't like 'cos we're gonna play the piano over night Now mamma don't like no piano plays goin' on Mamma don't like no saxophones in here Mamma don't like no saxophones in here But I don't care what mamma don't like I'm gonna play the saxophone anyhow Now mamma don't like no saxophones in here Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here Well I don't care what mamma don't like I'm gonna play trumpet over night Mamma don't like no trumpet players in here Mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time Mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time But we don't care what mamma don't like 'cos we're gonna play the same time anyhow Now mamma don't like it when we all play at the same time Look over there at that useless geezer He's having fun with his orange squeezer Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer You've got a lot to learn We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol Hi there we're the missing link Now don't tell anyone but there was a time When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime Now I can take the lager but forget the lime 'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine No No you're no friend of mine