i'm a worker you're a shirker never done a days work i know i'm a winner you're a sinner you make trouble wherever you go i'm a mover you're a loser you're losing friends wherever you show i'm slicker you're thicker thicker than anyone i know if there's something in your pocket - you'll lose it put your money on a horse - you'll lose it find a wallet full of cash - you'll lose it pick a fight with yourself - you'll lose it i'm a hero you're zero you do nothing in your own sweet way i'm a tryer you're a liar i can't believe anything you say i'm a goer you're slower slower than a long delay i'm slicker you're thicker you're getting thicker from day to day