*AUTHORS NOTE: THIS IS MY OWN INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG, AND IS BY NO MEANS
INVOLVED OR ENDORSED
BY THE MATTHEW GOOD OR ANY SUBSIDARIES OF THE BAND(RECORD LABEL,ETC)

THE FUTURE IS X-RATED
TRACK 12 ON BEAUTIFUL MIDNIGHT

TRANSCRIBED BY: DAVE "JUST A ANOTHER GUY WHO LIKES THE MATHHEW GOOD BAND"
PARCHALIUK

COMMENTS CONCERNS COMPLAINTS:DAVEPARCHALIUK@*

*NOTE TUNE GUITAR DOWN HALF A STEP(E FLAT,A FLAT,D FLAT,ETC)

FIG1A-INTRO,1ST,2ND VERSE,(THERE HOLES UP...)
e-----------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------------|     REPEAT AS NECCESSARY
D--5-5-3-5-3-5-9-9-9-7-9-7-9---5-5-3-5-5-9-9-9-7-9-7-9|
A--5-5-3-5-3-5-9-9-9-7-9-7-9---5-5-3-5-5-9-9-9-7-9-7-9|
E--3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-0-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7|
          G         B             G           B

FIG1B-THIS IS THE LEAD GUITAR DURING THE FIRST VERSE PLAY WITH FIG 1A

e--------------------------------|
B--------------------------------|
G-5-5-7-7-9-9-9-11-11-9-9--------|
D-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9--9--9-9    X 2-|
A--------------------------------|
E--------------------------------|

FIG2-SECOND PART OF  VERSE 1 AND 2 "SO ROLL OVER...."

e---2-5PL-2---2---5PL-2---|
B-0---------0---0---------|O   REPEAT AS NECCESSARY
G-------------------------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E-------------------------|


FIG3A-CHORUS("GOD DAMN IT'S DEAFENING..)

e----------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------|
G-----------7-7-7-7-7-7------------------------|    X 2
D-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----|
A-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----|
E-0-0-0-0-0-------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----|
      E         D            G

FIG3B POST CHORUS(THE FUTURE IS X-RATED.....)

e--------------------|
B--------------------|
G---4-----4----------|
D-2-4-5-2-4-5    X 1-|
A-2-2-5-2-2-5--------|
E-0---3-0---3--------|
  E B G E B G

FIG 1C-THIS IS LEAD GUITAR PLAYED DURING THE FIRST BARS OF THE SECOND VERSE
       *NOTE: ONLY PLAY THIS AND NOT LEAD FIG 1B

e-------------------------|
B-7-5-7-5-7-5-7-5-7-5-7-5-|   REPEAT AS NECCESSARY
G-------------------------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E-------------------------|

PHONE SEX INTERLUDE-JUST KEEP PLAYING FIG 2 OVER AND OVER JUST UNTIL RIGHT
BEFORE MATT
                    COMES IN AGAIN ,NOW PLAY THIS: "USED TO RIDE AROUND
HERE..." PART
FILL 1
e-----------------|
B-----------------|
G-----------------|
D-5-SL-9-5-2------|
A-5-SL-9-5-2------|
E-3-SL-7-3-0------|
  G    B G E

FIG 4A-FINAL CHORUS(GOD DAMN...SHUT UP,SHUT UP...)

e--------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------------|
D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2  X 2-|
A-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------|
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------|
     B                  G               E

AFTER THE SECOND TIME PLAY THIS FILL BEFORE REPEATING 4A AGAIN

FILL 2
e-------------------------|
B-------------------------|
G-------------------------|
D-5-5-7-9-----------------|
A-5-5-7-9-----------------|
E-3-3-5-7-----------------|
   G  A B

OUTRO-PLAY THESE CHORDS WITH FIG 2 ACCOMPANYING

FIG 4B

e-----------------|
B-----------------|
G---------1-------|
D-9-9-5-5-2-------|
A-9-9-5-5-2-------|      LET LAST CHORD RING OUT
E-7-7-3-3-0-------|
    B  G   E

FOR ADDED FUN IF YOU JAM TO THIS SONG WHEREVER(BAR,BASEMENT..)GET ONE OF THE
BAND MEMBERS
GIRLFRIENDS TO PERFORM THE PHONE SEX PARTS OR PICK A GIRL FROM CROWD WHERE
YOU ARE PLAYING.

SONG ORDER

FIG 1A
FIG 1A WITH FIG 1B
FIG 2
FIG 3A
FIG 3B
FIG 1A WITH FIG 1C
FIG 2
FIG 3A
FIG 3B
FIG 2 WITH PHONE SEX
FILL 1
FIG 4A
FILL 2
FIG 4A
FIG 4B WITH FIG 2 AND MORE PHONE SEX GONE BAD

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