D A D G F#m Em
Bm             G#    D             A         Bm
(Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil!) 
                      D     G             D
Heil myself! (Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!)
F# Em B E

[Verse 1]
Bm                     B
Well, hi there people, you know me
B
I used to run a little joint called Germany
      E
I was number one, the people's choice
                             A
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
Bm
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
          B
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich:
Em
Well, it all began down in Munich town
                                 A
And pretty soon the word started getting around
     B
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Em                          B
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
      Em
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
                              A
And before you knew it, hello new order!
B
To all those mothers in the Fatherland
        A               B
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
Em
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
Em
I said "How about this one? World War Two."

[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
E
Oh baby, can't you see
Bm
We're gonna take it to the top
Bm
You're making history
G#              Bm
And it feels so good to me
A            D
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop
                 Em
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
F                    F#          E
Come on and join the Nazi party! Party!
B E B Em E

[Verse 2]
E                  B
Like Humpty Dumpty offa that wall
E                             B
All the little countries they began to fall:
E
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland
    A                           C
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'
B
We were swinging along with a song in our hearts
B
And Deutschland über Alles was making the charts:
             Em
We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to
Em
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo;
      E                            B
I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough
     A                        B
So I called the boys, I said "Boys, get tough!"
      E
And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats:
          Em                          A
There was skinny little Goebbels, and Göring, Mr. Fats
Em                   B
Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess
B
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
        E
Saying "Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!
            A                       Em
We're gonna rip it on the people Teutonic-style!"

[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
G#m      A
Oh baby, can't you see
A                             Bm
We're gonna make it to the top
Bm
You are our destiny
E
This thing was meant to be
D
Why don't we do it till we drop?
                                     Em
Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown
F                         F#
Get back, Jack, you can't get down!

[Hook]
G           A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
F#m         F
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Em          A              B
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da da-ba-ba
G           A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
E           A
Ba ba-da-ba ba

[Instrumental]
Bm E D Bm E Bm
D A G Em F# B
E
(Do it Adolf, do it.)

[Verse 3]
E                                    B
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
B
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes
      Em
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose
Em
Then came D-day, depression and blues
B
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain
B
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
Em
People all around me started swallowing pills
G                           A
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill
B
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun
A                    B
Time to look out for number one
Em
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Em
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"

[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
G#        D
Oh honey, can't you see
                         B
We had to take it to the top
              Bm
You sure made history
G#
And it felt so good to me
D
Ooh scheiáe, please don't ever stop

[Outro]
D                Em
Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya
F                       F#
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!
Bm
To be or not to be
G#       D
Oh baby, can't you see
G                      F#m B
We got a ticket to the top