It's time to face facts
We're not gonna get jet packs
The government don't want us to fly
Hovercrafts are all a lie

Come on lawn chair meet balloon
Gonna trick you out
Head straight for the moon (x4)

A ticket on Southwest won't fix my jones
I'm makin' like a bird and hollowin' out my bones
Soon I'll be gliding throught the air
I'm a bogie in your sector but I don't care

Rocketbelts don't exist
But I sure wish they did
Don't let The Man keep you down
Gotta get yourself up offa the ground

Come on lawn chair meet balloon
Gonna trick you out
Head straight for the moon (x4)

A ticket on Southwest won't fix my jones
I'm makin' like a bird and hollowin' out my bones
Soon I'll be gliding throught the air
I'm a bogie in your sector but I don't care