I'm a little bit wine drunk, working hard to play dumb
Trying not to look like a damn fool
Laid out on the living room couch at my parents' house
I'm in my shoes with my feet up
9-5 hates me, so I ditched the whole week
I'm starting over again

Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh
Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh
Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil
Living in my head, I'll show ya
Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh

She's got her lipstick spread and her teeth stained red
Like a state school cannibal honey
And it's two PM, honey's still in bed
And I don't know if I should be worried
My girl's a head case, I'm looking for headspace
But I found a change of heart

Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh
Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh
Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil
Living in my head, I'll show ya
Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh

I'm heading for hell
A leather-studded angel
No, I won't back down
I'm broke but I ain't broken yet

Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh
Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh
Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh
Cheers, raise a glass to the past, say goodbye, oh
Moving like a scandal, taking on the devil
Living in my head, I'll show ya
Here's to the rest of the best of my life, oh