I had a glass-half-empty attitude Till I walked in here and it changed my mood They got my favorite song on the jukebox playing My favorite friend behind the bar keeps saying Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two Push some sawdust around, just say when I'll get your glass half-empty full again, na-na-na Ain't nothing blue in here but the neon sign Ain't nobody but the steel guitar gonna whine Here comes a long-legged girl, longneck half-gone Lucky for her, I got a tab that she can jump on Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two Push some sawdust around, just say when I'll get your glass half-empty full again, hey No, it ain't all about the whiskey or beer And you'll understand when you get in here And you hear Hey, glass-half-empty, I know you You need a couple doubles and a two-step or two Push some sawdust around, just say when I'll get your glass half-empty full again I'll get your glass half-empty full again I'll get your glass half-empty full again