I'm Your Man / I'm a Woman (medley feat. Maya Rudolph)

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been running through these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep
Ah, but a man never got a woman back
Not by begging on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only want to walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on
 the line
I can starch & iron two dozens shirts 'fore you can count 
from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the 
drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back 
before it melts in the pan

'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a 
dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same
 time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. And then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again

'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can stretch! A green black dollar bill from here to 
kindom come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with 
some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I
 can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man 
out of you

'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all