Santa baby, I hear you've got some presents for me, Miley I've been an awfully good girl Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, I don't need any fancy jewelry Not me, I've got something else in mind Santa baby, and I don't need your presents tonight Don't want diamonds, cash, or stars Nothing that comes in a box No more fluff, I've had enough And I can buy my own damn stuff Santa baby, I bought a baller car of my own No loans, I bought it all by myself Santa baby, with zero help from Elf on a Shelf Listen Santa to what I say A girl's best friend is an equal pay So stop interrupting me when I talk And don't text me pictures of your Santa baby, I'd love to know my ass won't get grabbed at work By some ignorant jerk Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight Put away the chimney tonight Just put away your chimney tonight So put away your chimney tonight So put away your chimney tonight