INTRO: G G G G VERSE: G I'm finally on the up and up, G A little 401K G Traded in my trailer park for a G Neighborhood with a gate C Queen finally got her castle C Last one on the right you can't miss it G Upgraded from the barbed wire G Now I got a nice picket PD-C HORUS: G D I can play high class all day F F But some things never change CHORUS: G I can't hide it in a closet, C I can't stuff it in a trunk G I always know there's treasure buried D Somewhere in the junk G I can keep it clean on Sundays C And keep the lights and water on G D G G G G G But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn VERSE: G Carnation from a flowerbed G In a whiskey bottle base G Cadillac on a cinder block, G Duct tape on every other thing C Real ferns in the sunroom C Bug zapper by the screen G Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware, G Who says you can't have nice things? CHORUS: G I can't hide it in a closet, C I can't stuff it in a trunk G I always know there's treasure buried D Somewhere in the junk G I can keep my roots from showin' C But I'm still dishwater blonde G D G D F C G D F C But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn BDA K: G New money, old habits G Loveseat in the plastic G Steak fingers in a basket N.C. New money, old habits CHORUS: G I can't hide it in a closet, C I can't stuff it in a trunk G I always know there's treasure buried D Somewhere in the junk G I can keep it clean on Sundays C And keep the lights and water on G D G But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn G Got more rooms than the Joneses, C Y'all, and I'm still addin' on G D G G G G G But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn OUTRO: (Play G chgord throughout) G I'm finally on the up and up