Why are we here? What's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life' What's the point of all this hoax? Is it the chicken and the egg time? Are we just yolks? Or, perhaps, we're just one of God's little jokes. Well, ça c'est le 'Meaning of Life'. Is life just a game where we make up the rules While we're searching for something to say Or are we just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DNA In this 'life', what is our fate? Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate? Is mankind evolving, or is it too late? Well, tonight, here's 'The Meaning of Life' For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears Sitting 'round with rien, nothing to say While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils Of self-replicating DNA So, just why-why are we here And just what-what-what-what do we fear? Well, ce soir, for a change, it will all be made clear For this is 'The Meaning of Life' C'est le sens de la vie This is 'The Meaning of Life'