Intro:  G#

    G#                     F#
You hiss and groan and you constantly moan
              Fm
But you don't ever go away
          E
That's because
        F#      G#
All you need is me

    G#                F#
You roll your eyes up to the skies
     Fm
Mock horrified
                 E
But you're still here
        F#      G#
All you need is me

Cm                            Cm Bm
  There's so much destruction
A#m
  All over the world
Cm
  And all you can do is
C#               D#
  Complain about me

    G#
You bang your head against the wall
    Fm
And say you're sick of it all
          A#m
Yet you remain
                       C#m   E   F#
'Cause all you need is me

             G#
And then you offer your one and only joke
        Fm
And you ask me what will I be
     A#m               C#m
When I grow up to be a man
E   F#
Me? nothing!

          G#                 F#            Fm
There's a soft voice singing in your head
               E
Who could this be?
       F#         G#
I do believe it's me

          G#                  F#                      Fm
There's a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams
                E
You know who it is
                   F#      G#
But you don't like what it means

Cm                            Cm Bm
  There's so much destruction
A#m
  All over the world
Cm
  And all you can do is
C#               D#
  Complain about me

        G#
I was a small, fat child in a council house
          Fm
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
A#m
Fate has just
             C#m       E   F#
Handed it to me - whoopee

(Solo)

         G#
You don't like me, but you love me
                  Fm
Either way you're wrong
             A#m
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
             C#m                  E   F#
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

          G#
You don't like me, but you love me
                  Fm
Either way you're wrong
             A#m
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
             C#m     E    F#  A#m    E   F#   G#
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone