[Intro] F#  G#m  B  C#
        D#m  E  G#m  B  C#
 
[Primeira Parte]

F#   B         G#m                 C#
    We hate it when our friends become successful
F#   B         G#m                 C#
    We hate it when our friends become successful
 
[Pré-Refrão]

D                     A    E
 Oh, look at those clothes
                  E
Now look at that face, it's so old
D            A          G#m
 And such a video, well
C#
It's really laughable
 
[Refrão]

F#              G#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha  ha
          B
Aha, ha, ha, ha
          C#
Aha, ha, ha, ha
          D#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha
           E
Aha, ha, ha, ha
         G#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha
         B  C#
 
[Segunda Parte]

F#   B         G#m                 C#
    We hate it when our friends become successful
F#   B                 G#m               C#
 And if they're Northern, that makes it even worse and
 
[Pré-Refrão]

D                A       E
  If we can destroy them
                      E
You bet your life we will destroy them
D             A
  If we can hurt them
         G#m
Well, we may as well
C#
It's really laughable
 
[Refrão]

F#              G#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha  ha
          B
Aha, ha, ha, ha
          C#
Aha, ha, ha, ha
          D#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha
           E
Aha, ha, ha, ha
         G#m
Aha, ha, ha, ha
         B  C#
 
( D#m  C#  B  G#m  B  C# ) 
 
 D#m          C#           B
You see, it should've been me
D#m      C#         B
   It could've been me
D#m        C#   B          G#m
Everybody knows, everybody says so
C#
They say 
 
[Refrão]

F#              G#m
"Ah, you have loads of songs
    B
So many songs
      C#                D#m
More songs than they'd stand
  E
Verse, chorus
  G#m
Middle eight, break, fade
C#
Just listen"
 
F#         G#m
La, la-la, la-la
A#m         B
La, la-la, la-la
F#         G#m
La, la-la, la-la
A#m         B
La, la-la, la-la
F#         G#m
La, la-la, la-la
A#m         B    C#  F#
La, la-la, la-la