[Intro] G5  F#5  G5
        G  B  Em  C

G                               
 And if your heart stops beating
B
 I'll be wondering
         Em         C
Did you get you deserve?

The ending of your life

G                        
 And if you get to heaven
B
 I'll be here waiting, baby
         Em              C
Did you get what you deserve?

                    Am
The ending of your life won't wait
           C           D
Then your heart can't take this

 G                  B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice say
   Cm
I think they never liked you, anyway
     G                B
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
 C
Wouldn't it be grand it ain't exactly 
     Cm                              G5
And wouldn't it be grand if we were dead
F#5  G5
Oh, dead

G                             
 Tongue tied and oh, so squeamish
B
 You never fell in love
         Em              C
Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

G
 And if you get to heaven
B
 I'll be here waiting, baby
         Em              C
Did you get what you deserve?

                   Am
The ending of you life won't wait
           C          D  
Then your heart cant take this

 G                  B
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
 C
No one ever had much nice say
   Cm
I think they never liked you, anyway
     G                B
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
 C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand 
     Cm                              
And wouldn't it be grand if we were 

 Am
Dead, dead, dead
                    B
In my honest observation
                C
During this operation
                     D
Found a complication in your heart
    G
So long
                   Am
'Cause now you've got
       B
Maybe just two weeks to live
(Who's dead?)
(Is that the most the both you can give?)

( G  B  C  D )
( G  B  C  Cm ) 

One, two, one, two, three, four!

 G
La la la la la
    B
La la la la la la
    C               D
La la la la la la la

Well, c'mon
 G
La la la la la
    B
La la la la la..a la
    C               Cm 
La la la la la la la

Oh, motherfucker

    G
If life ain't just a joke
B                     C
 Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
D
 Then why are we laughing?
G
 If life ain't just a joke
B                     C
 Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Cm
  The why am I dead?

G5  F#5  G5  
   Dead!