Oh it's so cold in here And I'm freezing of my balls And I'm lost in fear Beneath a blanket with a gun This is not my idea of fun But it's so long ago Back in 1985 I was still a child And with a blanket and a gun Just longing for the sun Licquorice and winegums Cowboys and indians Kindly cheer me up With icecream in a cup Over by the lakeside Fires in the night It's the silene before the storm Oh come and keep me warm