G D G
G
You better run, You better hide
D
You better lock your house and keep the kids inside
Here comes the 20th century's latest scam
G
Called a-half a boy and half a man
G
He ain't a fool, but he's a tool
D
Because his left don't know what his right hand is doin'
He'll keep a-King Kong eatin' out the palm of his hand
G
He's a half a boy and half a man
G
Best be fleet upon your feet
D
Or else the SPG's* gonna be clearin' the streets
They never made no provision in the original plan
G
For a-half a boy and half a man
C
When his fingers do the walkin'
G
In the middle of the night
A7
Where there's people stalkin'
D
Baby let me tell you, nothin' come out right
