Shakey Puddin'

When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I
 ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the 
backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- 
that tasty dish, just for two.

C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so 
doggone good.
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I 
could.

Well I was raised a little cad, with a stack of Playboys my
 daddy had,
soon I was on the road to sin.
Some Catholic girls liked to play along, sneakin' out to 
Van Halen songs.
That began my life-long binge.
I thought about a normal life, instead of runnin' around 
half the night,
takin' someone to slow me down.
I could be some girl's Mister Right, settle down, three 
kids and a wife,
that really don't sound so bad.

C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so 
doggone good.
You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I 
could.