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Tuning: EADG

Intro
"Fun things to fuck..."
1.
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------0~--0h2-0-------------------------0~--0h2-0------|
A|---------2~--2-2-----------0~----0---------2~--2-2-----------0~---|
E|-0~--0-0-----------------------3---0~--0-0------------------------|

Verse
"Fuck the front door, fuck the back..."
2.
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-0000------2222-4444-0000------2222-2222-|
A|------0000----------------0000-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------|

"Fuck a 
3.
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|-0000------2222-4444-0000-0200---------------------|
A|------0000---------------------0~------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------2~--------|

"Fuck 
4.
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-0000------2222-4444-0000------2222-2222-|
A|------0000----------------0000-----------|
E|-----------------------------------------|

"Fuck
5.
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-0000-2222------4444-0000-0200-2~--------|
A|-----------0000--------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------|

Chorus
"Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf..."
6.
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-0~-------2~-------------------------0~-------2~-------|
A|-------------------0~----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------2~-------------------------|

Outro
"Go fuck yourself..."
7.
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0-000-3-0-00-5-0-00-3-0-000-000-3-0-00-5-0-00-3-0-00-|--x2
E|------------------------------------------------------|

8.
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|-33333333-33333333----------------------------|
A|-------------------0-000-3-0-00-5-0-00-3-0-0x-|
E|----------------------------------------------|

Lyrics:

Fun things to fuck

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of Blink182
Thats illegal if you were born in '83
Yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all,
Go fuck yourself!!

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| RaiLeff                       |
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