Intro:

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A (with riff from above)
On our trip to England I noticed something obscene
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People still actually give a shit about the Queen
Bm                  E
Though London girls aren't snobs at all
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and Brighton's lovely in the Fall
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Left alone to drive ourselves on the opposite side
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Man it was a miracle that nobody died
Bm               E
Hanging out with Steven Drew,
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Theo,Paul and Sorrel too
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Eating at Welcome Breaks daily
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We danced in Leeds with Brit Pop Haleeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Performing with the Apples
and then crashing at the Wrights
Bitching because Steven booked us
on such early flights
Always in a foggy haze
because we hadn't slept for days
Every single one of our London cabbies played
The most truly repellent techno music ever made
But they'll drop you without hesitation if you try changing the station