Ballad Of The Caveman

I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago
 When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and 
fro
 His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at
 all
 He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?)
 Who loved to fight and brawl

 He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he 
could find
 Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair
 A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well 
who can say
 Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I tell
 you more
 The caveman fell in love, love, love
 And so he wielded his club

 Oooh oooh what could he do?
 You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck,
 He's just a simple caveman who wanted to---
 Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to 
relate
 about the methods he used to communicate
 And she said--

 (Female spoken)
 I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse,
 but a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress
 So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk
 Until you learn some manners buddy,
 Take a walk!