Now pluto girls are neat but you know they'll Eat you up alive Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below It isn't easy to survive And neptune girls are great for dancing With a dozen arms and legs They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night But it's so hard to kiss three heads I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls Now martian girls are really pretty With complexions bright and green But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass I think their pointed heads are keen And saturn girls are really funny they can Make you laugh to death With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas Why it's a chore to take a breath I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls (etc etc) Girls- girls- girls- girls -I need Girls -girls- girls- girls - I need (etc etc) Calif--ornia calif--ornia calif-- ornia Calif--ornia calif--ornia calif-- ornia