Tough As Nails

Mr. Macho loves his women with such dedication
 Second only to his car that drives as fast as light
 On a highway bad jet fighters come from all directions
 Shooting verbal missiles, find their target right on 
sight, right on sight

 In the office things get rough as action is diminished
 Staring at a paper he is lost inside his head
 Dreaming of a battlefield with guns and ammunition
 All around, the bodies of the wounded and the dead, and 
the dead

 (Chorus)
 'Cause he's tough as nails
 He's tough as nails
 He's tough as nails
 He's tough as nails

 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire

 Now its time for football and a bout with heavy drinking
 Holding so much liquor makes him feel like a man
 As he drifts out on the sea on a ship that's slowly 
sinking
 Quietly salutes himself and the courage he once had, he 
once had

 (Repeat Chorus)

 Walking round and round in circles
 Waking up in a cold sweat
 Falling down a stairway and the TV dinner's not done yet
 Smash a window, crash a car

 And buy a pair of leather shoes
 Take a sweetheart to a movie
 Cash a check and pay some dues

 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire
 He's such a live wire

 (Repeat Chorus)

 Walking round and round in circles...