(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) They say she's pretty She comes from money She gives you everything I couldn't give You take her to the beach You talk rationally That's the kind of life I could never live 'Cause I'm an astronaut I'm tethered to the stars Yeah, I'm an astronaut who still thinks the world could be ours But I sit here and watch you and her from outer space I'll watch every part of me be replaced And slowly, but surely, I'll drift away They say you sing to her She understands your humor I'm glad you found yourself someone you can tie down Oh, Let me ask you something small, are you recycling it all? All the sweet little words and the perfect slow burns I wonder if you told her I did that shit first But I'm an astronaut, could never keep my feet on the ground Yeah, I'm an astronaut, my dreams were too big to make you proud So I sit here and watch you and her from outer space I'll watch every part of me be replaced And slowly, but surely, I'll drift away You couldn't handle my lunacy, my voice, my opportunity The distance and my confidence, no you couldn't put up with it You left me stranded in the stars and ran into another's arms Will you see me on the TV and be proud? Until then, just please do not forget about Your little astronaut who's tethered to the stars Your little astronaut who still thinks the world could be ours Who's sitting and watching you and her from outer space I'll watch every part of me be replaced And slowly, but surely, I'll be okay I'll be okay