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There's a girl across the street from me 
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I buried her son beneath a tree 
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I don't know why she's mad at me 
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He was stinking up my garage, you see 

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I met a cute boy, he liked my smile 
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We fell in love for a little while 
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He kissed me on the lips and it tasted sweet 
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So I chopped him into pieces and cooked his meat 

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Serial killers are people too 
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If you take away the voices I'm just like you 
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I'll hack you up and bury you in my yard 
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But why does making friends have to be so very hard? 

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I made a dress from a choir girl's skin 
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I wore it to church, the preacher said I'd sinned 
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Forgive me Father for my fashion crime 
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Your skin is so nice I'll use yours next time 

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Serial killers are people too 
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If you take away the voices I'm just like you 
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I'll hack you up and bury you in my yard 
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But why does making friends have to be so very hard? 

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