I would have dinner with Judith
Okay?
If I could have anyone over, it would be Judith
As much as it pains me to say

I wish it were somebody else,
But given the choice of anyone in the world
The only person I'd want over for dinner is you

Yes, I'd have dinner with Judith
So I could ask questions, or maybe one question
Who are you?
And why were you living a lie?

It would probably end in a fight
But once I knew the truth, the real truth
Maybe I could stay strong
And politely send Judith out into the night
That'd be nice

Yes, I would break bread with the woman
Who lied to my face
Because in my head I've been wondering
How she kept up the pace

To live in a lie for so long
To string her husband along
How in the hell could she think
That was okay?

I'd choose dinner with Judith
Over Obama and over Rihanna
And even my celeb wife
Charlize Theron

I would die to dine with all three
But if I'm being real, and I want to be real
In a world full of people
The only person I'd want over for dinner is you

Yes, in a world full of people
Who all haven't hurt me
The way that you hurt me
The only person I'd want over for dinner is you

That's the truth
That's the truth
That's the truth