Intro - E - A - E - A - B - E - A - E 
 
(verse 1) 
A                            E - A 
There ain't a woman in the world, 
A                            E - A 
That wants to hear the word yes, 
A                        C#m        B           A 
When she asks you if you think that she looks chubby, 
    B      E - A 
In that dress, 
 
(verse 2) 
A                     E - A 
And if she cooks all day, 
                          E - A 
You better eat it with a smile, 
                        C#m          B         A 
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy, 
          B    E 
On a Goodyear tire, 
 
(bridge) 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth, 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to, 
 
(chorus) 
E              B    A      B 
Cause that's love, you'll see, 
E                 B     A      B 
We all commit a little bit a, perjury, 
       C#m        B        A      B 
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me, 
        E - A - B 
That's love, 
E             B      A     B 
You're starin at, a burnt steak, 
E             B               A          B               
You bite the bullet and you, clean your plate, 
           C#m     B         A           B 
Then you go on and on about how great it was, 
C#m     B     A   B          E - A - E -B 
That's not a lie,   That's love, 
 
(verse 3) 
Well it's the very same thing, 
A she does for you, 
When she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds, 
That you need to lose, 
 
(verse 4) 
And every time she runs, 
Her fingers through your hair, 
And she says she kinda likes the way there's not as much, 
Of it there, 
 
(bridge) 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so she bends the truth, 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to, 
 
(chorus) 
E              B    A      B 
Cause that's love, you'll see, 
E                 B     A      B 
We all commit a little bit a, perjury, 
       C#m        B        A      B 
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me, 
        E - A - B 
That's love, 
E              B       A   B 
You're bummin out, so she says 
E                       B            A     B               
There's somethin kinda sexy bout a, bald head, 
    C#m         B             A        B 
Oh honey it'll make ya look twice as tough, 
C#m     B     A   B          E - A - E - A (break) 
That's not a lie,   That's love, 
 
(lead chords - E - A = 4x's) 

(bridge) 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth, 
 A    E    B 
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you're both gonna do, 
 
(chorus) 
E  ( no chord  ) E  A  
Cause that's love, you'll see, 
E                 B     A      B 
We all commit a little bit a, perjury, 
           C#m          B                   A     B 
You say I like it when your momma comes to, visit us, 
C#m     B     A      C#m     B     A   B        
That's not a lie,    that's not a lie, 
         E - A - E - A - B 
That's love, 
 
Outro - E - A