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Intro
Shown once, repeat until verse. Pat plays a full
E instead of a 5th while hammering, but my
fingers can't do that easily. This is also used
during the "Hey Hey Hey, Ho Ho Ho..." part.

   A             E
E|-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------| 
D|--2h4----2h4-----------------------| 
A|--0------0------2----2h4-----------| 
E|----------------h4-----------------| 

I think he uses that D on the B string, but it's
hard to tell if he's muting or not on those high
presence Alvarez guitars.

A                    D         A          D       A
E|-----------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------3----3---------------3----3-----| 
G|---------------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4---| 
D|-2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4--0----0----2h4--2h4---0----0-----| 
A|-0----0----0----0--------------0----0----------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------------------| 

               E             A
E|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|--2h4--2h4--------------2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4---| 
A|--0-----0------2---2h4--0----0----0----0-----| 
E|---------------0h4-0-------------------------| 

Chorus
E         A         E          A         E          A
E|--------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|----------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4--| 
A|-2---2h4--0----0----2----2h4--0----0-----2----2h4--0----0-----| 
E|-0h4-0--------------0h4--0---------------0h4--0---------------| 

  F#     D     E
  If I had a fork....

E|--2------2-----0---------| 
B|--3------3-----0---------| 
G|--2------2-----1--h2--1--| 
D|--4------0-----2---------| 
A|--4------------2---------| 
E|--2------------0---------| 

Repeat the F#, D and E then into the intro for
"hey hey hey, ho ho ho..."

Solo
D    A                  D    A
E|-2---0------------------2----0--------------------------------------
B|-3---2------------------3----2--------------------------------------
G|-2---2------------------2----2--------------------------------------
D|-----2---------2-------------2----2h4--2--0h2--0--------------------
A|-----0-----0-/4-4-2--0-------0--------------------4h5--4--2h4--2--0-
E|--------0h2---------------------------------------------------------

  D    A            D   A   E
E|--2----0------------2---0---0---|  
B|--3----2-----10-----3---2---0---|  
G|--2----2-----11-----2---2---1---|  
D|--0----2----12------0| --2---2---| 
A|-------0----------------0---2---|  
E|--------------------------------|  

Slide the last E up, then back to the intro. I
didn't put strumming patterns in because well, I'm
just too lazy, and if you don't have rhythm, a
strumming pattern won't help;-) I hope this is of
some use to someone out there.   Go to the officiial Pat McCurdy 
website
foreverything u need to know about this funny song writer!

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