I'm A Woman

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin' out 
on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count 
from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the 
drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back 
before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin' like a 
dime
Feed the baby, grease the car, and powder my face at the 
same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 AM and then
Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the
 spell
If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full 
of grits
If it's lovin' you're likin', I'll kiss you and give you 
the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

I can stretch a green black dollar bill from here to kindom
 come!
I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with 
some!
I got a twenty dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I
 can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man 
out of you
'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again

'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all