This is our "No Stop Truck Stop", come on in Take a break from hauling that load We got coffee that's hot And ice that's not It's a little bit of home on the road We got lots of gravy to fill up all our pans And restrooms out in back If you have to wash your hands If an armadillo is your pillow And your cab is your abode Then come on in For a little bit of Home on the road Enjoy the view while you're Slurping homemade stew And when you're finish you can sit and chat Phineas: Do you want pie? Unnamed carman: Oh yeah Our juke plays lastest hits from 1966 We may not know where we're going But we sure know where it's at There's chicken fried steak And some devil's food cake As we whirl through another zip code There's butter that's real And butter that's fake Just a little bit of home on the road Just sit right down You look like a hungry gent Our biscuits and gravy Go down like wet cement So, if you're looking for home cooking Or you want to see a three-headed toad Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road