E                  A
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, 
E                             A
asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
   D            E          A 
'e said all you need is to write them a song, 
       D                 E             D                       E
now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.  (No don't sing along!)

E       A       D      E     A
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah!
A   E     A      D        E          A
Saw Santa Claus, he said "Hello!" to Ross!
D          A    E     D         A       E
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!!
    E          A         E           A
And Rachel and Chandler, hazereuww..-andler!

(Happy Holidays, everybody!)



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Alternatively, [though nothing beats the exact version of Phoebe, of course] I've
found it nice to sing the ending to these chords (I use CAPO on 2nd fret at well): 


D          E    A     D         E       A
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!!
    A          D         D           A
And Rachel and Chandler, hazereuw..-andler!