Intro: (Em F)

Em
Good morning worm your honour
The crown will plainly show
      F
The prisoner who now stands before you
                               Em
Was caught red handed showing feelings
                                     C
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
               B  B/A  B
This will not do

- Call the schoolmaster!

Em
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honour
           F#
If they'd let me have my way
              Bm/D     F#/C#   Bm   A
I could have flayed him into shape
 G
But my hands were tied
      G#°
The bleeding hearts and artists
         D
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today

C#º Em
Crazy   
                       C#º Bm
Toys in the attic, I am crazy
                    F#m
Truly gone fishing
D                        D#º
They must have taken my marbles away
C#º Em
Crazy   
                         C#º B
Toys in the attic, he is crazy

- Call the defendants wife!

Em
You little shit, you're in it now
                            F
I hope they throw away the key
You should have talked to me more often than you did
            Em
But NO, you had to go your own way.
Have you broken any homes up lately?
  C
"Just five minutes, worm your honour,
 B
Him and me alone"
Em
Babe
 F#
Come to mother baby
        Bm/D   F#/C#   Bm   A
Let me hold you in my arms
  G
M'lud I never wanted him to
G#º
get in any trouble
         D
Why'd he ever have to leave me
Worm your honour let me take him home

C#º Em
Crazy   
                       C#º Bm
Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
                    F#m
Bars in the window
       D                                 D#º
There must have been a door there in the wall
               C#º Em
When I came in (Crazy)
                         C#º B
Over the rainbow, he is crazy,


Em
The evidence before the court is incontrovertable
         F
There's no need for the jury to retire
   Em
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
    F
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
    Em
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother
 F
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Em
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
   F
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
 Em
Tear down the wall, Tear down the wall
 F
Tear down the wall, Tear down the wall
 Em
Tear down the wall, Tear down the wall
 F
Tear down the wall, Tear down the wall