Do you know why you're lonely? It's 'cuz you're fat And gay Girls don't choose the nice guys And you're a nice guy! But you're fat And you're fucking gay And why don't girls see the inside? Oh, they do! And they see That you're still fat and gay There's no such thing as the Friendzone! Friendzone! (Oh, oh) The only reason that you're lonely Is 'cuz you're fat and gay There's no such thing as the Friendzone! Friendzone! (Oh, oh) The only reason that you're lonely Is 'cuz you're fat and gay