[Intro] A  E  D  D  A  E  A  A 

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I know that you've heard
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This old song sung before
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But you ain't heard it
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While i was walking out the door
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It's goodbye baby
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Honey your time has come
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I've turned the tables
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And now you're the one on the bum

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It's la la la
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I'm singing la la la
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I'm so happy i'm singing la la la

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If i was a catfish
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In the river down in st. louie
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I'd be the biggest fish, honey
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Anyone had ever seen
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You know i'd never get caught
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Cause i never bite the hook and line
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All the women try and catch me
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As i go swimming by

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It's la la la
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I'm singing la la la
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I'm so happy i'm singing la la la

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I'm wet and i'm wild
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Honey, i'm short and thin
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So i can squeeze out of any position
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You try and put me in
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I've got this old thing
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Called the laughing hearts disease
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I'm gonna laugh my way to
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Any old place i please

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It's la la la
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I'm singing la la la
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I'm so happy i'm singing la la la
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I'm so happy i'm singing la la la
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I'm so happy i'm singing la la la