I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine She said: How'd you like to waste some time? And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me to her castle, and I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices, everything that money could buy She said: Sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind Nikki The castle started spinning, or maybe it was my brain I can't tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same Ow, her loving will kick your behind, oh, she'll show you no mercy But she'll sure enough, sure enough show you how to grind Darling Nikki, oh Woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there I looked all over, and all I found was a phone number on the stairs It said: Thank you for a funky time Call me up whenever you wanna grind Yeah, yeah Oh, oh Come back, Nikki, come back Your dirty little Prince wants to grind Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind wonk I esuac' enif m'I? uoy era woh, olleH noos gnimoc, gnimoc, noos gnimoc si droL eht tahT