(boo-hoo) I'm depressed So I wrote this song To express Everything that's wrong Like my mother Wouldn't let me go to a rated R Cool movie At the theater with my friends And I know That you may not think that it's a big deal But you don't understand. You would never understand. You could never understand. You will never understand. Cuz I'm singing this melody And I don't know the words And my life's just so pitiful(and will always be) Like one big, smelly turd I'm so fat And I'm ugly And I'm dumb And I boring I'm a loser and that's all that I'm ever gonna be No use trying; I could never get anywhere And I know That you may not think that it's a big deal But you don't understand. You would never understand. You could never understand. You will never ever, never ever, never understand. Cuz I'm singing this melody And I don't know the words And my life's just so pitiful(and will always be) Like one big, smelly turd Die, die, BITCH, DIE! (and stuff.) Die, die, SLUT, DIE! (At random.) Die, die, WHORE, DIE! (Who farted?) Die, die, French FRY! (I'm hungry.) Ooh you would never understand, No, you would never understand Cuz I'm singing this melody And I don't know the words And my life's just so pitiful(and will always be) Like one big, smelly turd You would never understand! You would never understand! You would never understand! You would never understand! You would never understand! You would never understand! You would never understand! You would NEVER!, UNDERSTAND! (boo-hoo)