There i was just driving along Not too far not too long There it was in the middle of the track A sign, a mark a malicious piece of bark Cheap melons, cheap melons Cheap cheap Cheap melons, cheap melons Cheap cheap Soaring down the not so freeway Those darn cats are howling at the moon again From my creator i roam Not a care but in my home Cheap melons, cheap melons Cheap cheap Cheap melons, cheap melons Cheap cheap Show me how to live And i will outwit you Pull the hand throttle chief With a taste of the kung fu You know the rest