I—
I walked down to the street, in muffin street
I see a poor old woman leaving her car
I walk up to her and I say the following words
Give me the damn keys, you little (hey!) hamburger
(I would not say that!)
I walk up to the 7-eleven
I started buying myself some gummy worms (hahaha)
Turns out that I forgot my credit card (oh, no)
So I pull out my gun and say (hey!)
I want this shit for free (language!)

You little potato (no!)
You little hamburger (I wouldn't do this!)
You muffinhead (this is a falsehood)
You dunderhead (okay, I'd probably say that one)
You little potato (and maybe that one)
Gosh darn it (that one too)
The police are here (that wouldn't happen!)
Fudge my life (dang it, quackity!)

My namе is badboyhalo and I forgot just one thing (ergh)
I love signs in minecraft that say: I lovе penis (no!)
My name is badboyhalo, what the muffin is up?
I'll tell you what's up: It's a sign that says: I love penis (no!)
Oh my honk— wait, that's not his thing

Sorry, sorry, sorry
Oh my God, haha
Don't be ashamed, bad
(I'm done, karl)

I'm driving down 123 street
Breaking the law, well, you know me (no!)
I'm going twenty miles over the limit (incorrect)
And I have ran over my buddy skeppy (ok)
Skeppy, what are you doing in the road? (what?)
You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck (ay!)
It turns out I have ran over something of yours (don't say it!)
It seems I have ran over your (you're gonna die quackit—) penis (quackity! Stop it!)

My tire has ruined your face
My tire has ruined your life (no!)
And I have to say something, I have fudged up (oh my goodness)
I have fudged up
I have ruined your entire life
Heck, I'm gonna build you a statue (oh my goodness)
It's gonna be a penis (no!)