Intro: D F E Eb D ( D Eb ) I am not so upset about, My horrible self But Why don't you go upset yourself ( C D ) Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face what a disgrace man and you know it's true D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb Everyone's against me D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb oi-oi-oi-oi ( D Eb ) Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out Look what's happening now it's all your fault ( C D ) You can't do nothing' absolutely nothing' ok Why don't you get a hools hoop and the cretin hop and D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb Everyone's against me D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb oi-oi-oi-oi ( D Eb ) I am never wrong don't tell me what to do Here's a little curse it's from me to you ( C D ) It's nothing gonna hapen nothin' ever will You'll be a miserable every day your luck will always be bad D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb Everyone's against me D Cretin Family Cretin Family Cretin Family F E Eb oi-oi-oi-oi ( Eb D ) Cretin family everyone's against me Cretin Family oi-oi-oi-oi ( D ) Cretin Family everyone's against me Cretin family oi-oi-oi-oi Evryone's against me oi-oi-oi-oi