[ EAE D (4x) ]
A E
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A E
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.
B E B E
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.
Cretin! Cretin!
[ EAE D (2x) ]
NC EAE D
1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more
NC EAE D EAE D
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.
There's no stoppin'...
I'm gonna go...
[ EAE D (2x) ]
1-2-3-4...
[ EAE D (2x) E ]