There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins Cretin, cretin I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doing the cretin hop Cretin! Cretin! One, two, three, four Cretins wanna hop some more Four, five, six, seven All good cretins go to heaven There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' You gotta keep it beatin' For all the hoppin' cretins Cretin, cretin I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doing the cretin hop Cretin! Cretin! One, two, three, four Cretins wanna hop some more Four, five, six, seven All good cretins go to heaven