A E B (4x) F# A B E G A (2x) E G We're a happy family E A We're a happy family E G We're a happy family D Me mom and daddy. (2x) Sitting here in Queens Eating refried beans We're in all the magazines Gulpin' down thorazines. We ain't got no friends Our troubles never end No Christmas cards to send Daddy likes men. A E B (4x) F# A B E G A (2x) Daddy's telling lies Baby's eating flies Mommy's on pills aby's got the chills. I'm friends with the President I'm friends with the Pope We're all making a fortune Selling Daddy's dope. Sitting here in Queens... We ain't got no friends... A E B (4x) F# A B E G A (2x) We're a happy family... E