Alphabet soup, it was alphabet soup Which learned me to talk, when that was all I could do Which turned one complication into the next Gave me more confusion than I'd ever expect And I never got better, never got worse I told my stories that you'd never heard And I snap the doors from the hinges I pull the pictures from the wall I knock back a bottle, and I'll give you a call But we get lost in the alphabet, who knows why As long as you know I did seriously try But you know it's just a heartbreak soup for me Aah you know I'm living in a heartbreak soup Everyone on the level I sat in the high chair I learned my lesson early, that life's never fair Spaghetti and ketchup, pizza and chips I stared at my reflection dancing the words on my lips And I never got better, I never got worse I made up stories that you'd never heard And I snap the doors from the hinges I pull the pictures from the wall I knock back a bottle and I'll give you a call But you know, it's only heartbreak soup for me And I know you think I'm living free But you know, it's just a heartbreak soup for me Knocking back heartbreak soup, oh yeah I'm living in a heartbreak, heartbreak soup Ah goodnight Mr. Money, goodnight Mr. Moon I'm hanging on with my big fat spoon Knocking back heartbreak soup Heartbreak soup, heartbreak soup